One-Line Bio
Oh great—another awkward phase.
Biography
Hello, my name is Ellen and I will be your harridan today. May I get you something from the bar?
I make my living as a marketing writer. I live in a small midwestern city with terrible weather and awesome Thai food.
In addition to posts written by me, this blog also features occasional, much-appreciated, reliably amusing, and touchingly generous contributions from two college chums: Debby from Arizona and Rider from Massachusetts.
